If we don’t test people, they won’t test positive.
If they don’t test positive, the ONS won’t need to count them.
If the ONS doesn’t count them, there will be no cases.
And that, Your Imperial Majesty, is how we Live with Covid.
Dormouse — a protected woodland species originating in Europe, Asia and Africa and an adopted native of East Anglia. A character in Alice in Wonderland, very fond of tea. Also artist, writer and diarist of the post-Brexit years, living with Long Covid.
East Anglia Bylines is a regional online newspaper that supports citizen journalism. Our aim is to publish well-written, fact-based articles and opinion pieces on subjects that are of interest to people in East Anglia and beyond.
Learn more about us